I found this so funny that I just had to repost this from my Facebook page.
Conversation in the car (today):
Alex: Pa, I didn’t get a free cut today.
A♥: It’s okay, you don’t need a pet anyway. (Get it? Cat?)
Then at home: Alex: Ma, you need me to wrap your books for you?
Me: Why, yes, yes, yo, wrap my book today, word, man. (Mother giggles. rap-*fail*)
Alex flees the room screaming.
No wonder my son is corny; it’s genetic! 🙂